Say it with me: Do not try to jump over a moving taxi cab.
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Nebraska fan Bryce Consbruck – his brain likely addled by warm apple cider and jocular good cheer – broke that rule, trying to leap over a cab in Madison before Saturday’s game between the Cornhuskers and Badgers.
Actually, let’s let Channel3000.com tell it:
Ah, so he was having a good time and made a mistake. We’ve all been there.
Tripke said Consbruck, who was reportedly intoxicated, was taken to the hospital for treatment of his minor injuries.
Perhaps he was sheepish about his injuries?
Clears that up.
Consbruck was reportedly cited on suspicion of sudden pedestrian movement.
